Angry Space Gardeners

In the middle of space
There's a pretty swell joint
A stone's throw from Seco
This place is Warppoint

There's so many places
In this small little junction
You'd best hope your map
Is not keen to malfunction

But tucked near the end
Of Celestia Way
There's a cute little garden
Where pains drift away

See rocket ship playgrounds
Where lil' alien kids play
Find a quiet secluded spot
And sleep undisturbed all day

However...

There's a dark little secret,
This garden does hold
And it's odd that this tale
Has thus been untold

Now this may sound so silly
To the average space commoner
But do listen when I say
Beware of the Angry Gardener

For he does not like kids
Or cute floating Puffles
Instead he'd start fights
And pursue endless scuffles

But most worrisome of all
Is a fact that most dread
You see our mad gardener
Has been many years dead

Every explorer has slain him
He's naught but a ghost
But there's one tale of all
That sticks out above most

Meet Chaz the Zuraki
A quadruped fellow
He has brown and tan fur
And is really quite mellow

But he found the gardener
And tried to fight bravely
And even though he lived
The event ended gravely

Becase as Chaz was fleeing
Pattering his paws from the trouble
He turned the corner to find
An angry gardener double

Chaz looked behind him
And then back in front
The poor Zuraki passed out
With a crossed eyes and a grunt

So be warned when I tell you
When I say the Angry Gardener is real
Go stepping on his flowers
His wrath you will feel!